Laugh-In (TV Series)
Guest Starring Peter Lawford Again (1970)
Peter Lawford: Self
Quotes
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Goldie Hawn : But Peter, what if you can't build a better mousetrap?
[laughing]
Peter Lawford : Then try catching dumber mice!
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Peter Lawford : I went to a wedding up at a senior citizens home. Instead of saying "I do", they said "I'll try".
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Dan Rowan : Do you know how to make a pillow slip?
Peter Lawford : That's easy, put chicken fat on the sheets.
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Dan Rowan : Do you know how to make a fruit cordial?
Peter Lawford : I wouldn't.
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Peter Lawford : Goldie, I think it's about time that you know Santa Claus is a myth.
Goldie Hawn : Really? I thought he was a mythter.