Danny Kaye: Guest Performer

Quotes 

• Mr. Ormphby : I understand you want my daughters hand.

  Tyrone F. Horneigh : Well, I was hoping for a little better than that.

• Danny Kaye : How much news would Agnew choose if Agnew could choose news?

• Danny Kaye : I got my girlfriend a birthday present that will show her how much I love her; a cigarette lighter that doesn't work.