Dick Martin: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Dick Martin : Hey, listen, Cathy, uh... Why don't we go up to my place tonight? You know, I'm a marvelous cook.

  Cathy : Really? What's your specialty?

  Dick Martin : Breakfast.

• Dick Martin : Detroit, Michigan. In a surprise statement, a representative of the automobile manufacturers said today: we have a plan to get rid of the smog in a year. The year will be: 1982.