Uncle Milty takes abuse from the cast and hosts Tyrone's bachelor party; Goldie turns into General Bull Wright during the news; the Farkel Family find foundlings on their doorstep; Goldie describes her date to Lily Tomlin; Joanne Worley sings This Land is My Land and runs a secondhand clothing store; cocktail party; Henry Gibson and Goldie reprise their frogs on lily pads routine; Milton Berle and Dick Martin play elderly hippies; Goldie explains the time zones; the latest installment of Dick's Day involves his date; Ernestine contacts Mr. Tevitt about his obscene phone calls; Henry shares a poem about naked people and apologizes to Milton for the abuse; the female regulars dress as Vikings to introduce news of the past, present, and future; busybody Buzzi; Tyrone and Gladys; Goldie tells a Laugh-In fable; Uncle Al the kiddies' pal does another segment; Milton plays a magician in a runner sketch and joins Wolfgang in the bushes. Edgar Bergen and his dummies, Buddy Hackett, Mickey Rooney, Jill St. John, Nancy Sinatra, and Andy Williams are featured.
—Maisie Fleckum