- Jo Anne Worley: Oh, Uncle Al, can you change a dollar bill?
- Uncle Al: Sure, draw a mustache on George Washington.
- Alan Sues: My Dad's car has a crank in the front. Twenty-five years have gone by and she's still there.
- Announcer: From the footlocker of the beautiful downtown Burbank shoe repair shop and atomic testing area, NBC ignores the advice of it's lawyer and presents: Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In.