Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Kyle MacLachlan/Sinéad O'Connor (1990)

Chris Farley: Various, Leo Johnson

Quotes 

• Dale Cooper : Maybe Leo did kill Laura Palmer, but... but we still haven't figured out who shot me.

  Leo Johnson : I did! Jeez, you saw me!

• Audrey Horne : Agent Cooper.

  Dale Cooper : Audrey. Did you dig up any new leads at the perfume counter?

  Audrey Horne : I quit that job as soon as I found out that Leo did it.

  Leo Johnson : That's right. I'm the one.

  Dale Cooper : [walking over to Leo]  I'm talking to Audrey.

  Leo Johnson : I got pictures, see?

  [pulls his wallet out of his pocket] 

  Leo Johnson : Here's me, about to kill her. Here's me killing her. Here's me wrapping her in plastic.

• Leo Johnson : I guess you heard, I did it. I'm ready to do my time. Get me a beer!