Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : [rapidly] Kelso asked me to give him a physical. I did it and he said "thank you" and told me he owed me one.
Dr. Gross : You actually made a decision that benefited you personally and professionally?
Dr. Perry Cox : Well, a resident kind of talked me into it.
Dr. Gross : Come on, you're telling me that you actually took the advice of another human being?
[Cox nods]
Dr. Gross : This is a great moment for me.
Dr. Perry Cox : Congratulations.
Dr. Gross : Thank you. And Perry, if there's someone in your life at that hell hole of a hospital who you actually listen to, you should do everything in your power to keep them around, because that person is nothing short of a genius.
[cuts to J.D. in elevator]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [sings] Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!
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Dr. Cox : Doc, Kelso asked me to give him a physical. I did it, and he thanked me and said he owed me one.
Cox's shrink : You're telling me that you actually made a decision that had a positive impact on your life?
Dr. Cox : Well, a resident
[J.D]
Dr. Cox : kinda talked me into it.
Cox's shrink : You mean to tell me that you actually took the advice of another human being? This is a big moment for me.
Dr. Cox : Yuh-huh.
Cox's shrink : Well, by God, Perry, if there is a person in that hell-hole of a hospital that can give you advice, keep that person around you for as long as possible. Because, that person is a genius.
[Cut to J.D in an elevator, singing and dancing]
J.D. : Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting! /
[pause]
J.D. : Those kicks were fast as lightning!
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Carla : Come on, Elliot. So, Paul's a male nurse. You're a big enough person not to let that bother you, right?
Dr. Elliot Reid : ...I'm dating a MURSE.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Better than a 'mecretary.' Or a 'manicurist.' No, that works.