Scrubs (TV Series)
My Big Brother (2002)
Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso
Quotes
-
Dr. Bob Kelso : Hey, sport, how you doin'?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, good, sir.
Dr. Bob Kelso : I don't have time to stand here and flirt, son. There have been rumblings that you let your brother play doctor the other day.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Dr. Kelso, I...
Dr. Bob Kelso : Dr. Dorian, if I had one shred of evidence that incident actually took place, you would be working with my nephew Francis so fast, it'd make your head spin!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Sir, I don't follow.
Dr. Bob Kelso : He cleans pools!... I forgot you didn't know that!
-
Dr. Bob Kelso : Finally, can anyone tell me the dermatologic condition associated with rhinophyma... Dr. Murphy?
Doug : Uh, could it be... psoriasis?
Dr. Bob Kelso : And yet further proof that the clown costume is redundant.
[Doug reluctantly removes his rubber nose]
Dr. Bob Kelso : Now if any of you other would-be revelers get the urge to dress up on this, the mother of all non-holidays, please consider me the razor blade in your caramel apple. We're professionals, dammit!
[He gets in Doug's face]
Dr. Bob Kelso : You know... it's nothing personal, son... you just make me sick.