Scrubs (TV Series)
My Rite of Passage (2006)
Frank Encarnacao: Dr. Mickhead
Quotes
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Janitor : [proving a point to JD] Everybody kisses the ass of the person above them.
Dr. Kelso : [to Dr. Mickhead] I was going to be a cardiologist, but I didn't have the heart.
[Mickhead fake-laughs at Dr. Kelso's pun]
Dr. Mickhead : [to Nurse Roberts] I was going to be a psychiatrist, but I was a-freud.
[Nurse Roberts fake-laughs at Dr. Mickhead's pun]
Nurse Roberts : [to cafeteria worker] I was going to be a doctor... But I didn't have the patience.
[cafeteria worker fake-laughs at Nurse Roberts' pun]
Cafeteria Worker : [to homeless guy] I was gonna be a baker, but I couldn't raise the dough.
[homeless guy fake-laughs at Cafeteria Worker's pun]
Homeless Guy : [to his dog] You know, I was gonna have her bring you some chicken, but it was foul.