Scrubs (TV Series)
My Unicorn (2004)
Neil Flynn: Janitor
Quotes
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The Janitor : [to the interviewer] Hey, buddy. I need you to reconsider Blonde Doctor and I'm gonna tell you why. See, I'm the future Mr. Blonde Doctor? And I kinda need this to happened so that I can, uh- hey, over here. I need this to happen so that I can just hang around the house, and you know, bake bread or gab across the fence with neighbor Marge. Nice lady. Polish, I think. I'm not prejudice.
Interviewer : What the hell are you talking about?
The Janitor : Here's the thing: I need you to take this can of orange soda, turn, smile, and give Blonde Doctor a big thumbs up or I'm gonna take the same orange soda, follow you down to the parking lot and smash your head in with it.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : Okay, I put interview guy in the lounge and told him that Elliot was with a patient. Now, how are we gonna fix this thing?
The Janitor : You're okay. The guy wanted an orange soda, right? We bring him an orange soda, maybe the whole thing goes away.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Okay, here's the plan: Jordan and I will take care of interview guy. Soft-Scrub, you can do whatever the hell you want.
The Janitor : I will.