Scrubs (TV Series)
My Unicorn (2004)
John Bennett Perry: Harrison
Quotes
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Murray Marks : Whenever I'm around the guy, I'm invisible.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, come on, you're exaggerating.
Gregory Marks : [as he sings to some of the hospital staff] Heeey, good lookin', whaaa'cha got cookin'? How's about cooking something up with me!
Murray Marks : See what I mean?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Shhh! I love this song.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I gotta tell you, Mr. Marks. Even though I know you'd never take it, I'd give you one of my kidneys in a second.
Gregory Marks : Oh, no, I would definitely take it! I would take it with my bare hands.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Awesome. Well, let me check your chart and s-see if we're a match.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Please don't be a match! Please don't be a match! Blood type O! Not a match! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'm so sorry.
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Gregory Marks : [to J.D] Hey, I bought you a journal.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh my God, a journal!
Gregory Marks : Well, you seem like the kind of sensitive young buck that likes to chronicle his feelings.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [voice-over] I can't wait to chronicle this one.
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Dr. Perry Cox : [to Gregory] Boy, let me tell you about it. You know, I got this kid who constantly ignores my advice and then flashes me the sad doe eyes every time I call him a girl's name or scream in his face.
Gregory Marks : Do you wanna sing about him?
Dr. Perry Cox : No, not ever.