- Clark Kent: [Clark has just been possessed by Dawn] The crown's mine, bitch!
- [he hits Chloe]
- Clark Kent: Genius!
- Lois Lane: Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
- Martha Kent: [Possessed by Dawn] So what, you two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
- Clark Kent: Mom!
- Lois Lane: I don't mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but did you crack open the cooking sherry?
- Chloe Sullivan: Lighten up, Dawn. You'll get your throne, because this entire school is terrified of you and your vicious rumor mill.
- Dawn Stiles: Hah! Kill me now. You are such the hypocrat.
- Chloe Sullivan: Hypocr- I'm sorry, whatever you're saying is getting lost in translation.
- Lois Lane: [to Clark after Chloe shows prom queen pride] Okay, Smallville, I clicked my heels together three times and nothing happened. Better tell me what's going on.
- Clark Kent: Lois, wasn't this not in the realm of possibilities?
- Lois Lane: [Possessed by Dawn] Anything is possible, Clark. Anything.
- Lois Lane: What the hell am I doing in a dress, and what the hell am I doing at your Prom?
- Clark Kent: Oh, no.
- Lois Lane: [Pointing to the corsage pinned to her dress] Did you pin that on me?
- Clark Kent: I'll explain later, Lois.
- Lois Lane: A little close to the boob, don't you think?
- Sheriff Nancy Adams: I even went on one of those Google searches. It kept asking me if I meant "Bing Crosby."
- Lois Lane: Okay Smallville I clicked my heels together three times and nothing happened, you'd better tell me what is going on.
- Sheriff Nancy Adams: Mr. Teague, the next time you say there's been a killing, I better see a stiff.
- Chloe Sullivan: You know, Lois, I think Clark might have a lot more to offer than you realize.
- Lois Lane: I wouldn't bet on it.
- Lana Lang: Harmony, this is supposed to be cotton-candy pink. Why is it sea-foam green?
- Harmony: Nice Dawn Stiles impersonation.
- Blonde Dawnette: Yeah, you have the queen-bitch control freak down pat.
- Dawn Stiles: So, two o'clock is tanning, three is nails, four is hair, and the limo picks us up at six.
- Harmony: If I were you, I'd be more concerned about twelve o'clock.
- Dawn Stiles: We don't need to start that early.
- Harmony: No, Dawn. Twelve o'clock.
- [points to the bar]
- Harmony: Is that your boyfriend crushing on a freshman?
- Dawn Stiles: She is so not making pep squad.