Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Urgo (2000)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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Teal'c : Appearances may be deceiving.
Jack O'Neill : One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Jack O'Neill : Never run with... scissors?
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : Wow, this coffee's great!
Samantha Carter : I was just thinking that.
Jack O'Neill : Yeah, is that cinnamon?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : It's, uh, it's chicory
Jack O'Neill : [contemplative] Hm, chicory.
[Teal'c unscrews the lid from the coffee pot and drinks the contents]
Samantha Carter : Teal'c?
[He continues to drink as everyone looks, then finishes]
Jack O'Neill : Isn't that hot?
Teal'c : Extremely.
[the others look shocked]
General George S. Hammond : Just stay on the base. We're going to need to keep an eye on you for the time being.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : I feel fine.
Teal'c : As do I, Daniel Jackson.
General George S. Hammond : For someone who just drank a half gallon of steaming hot coffee?
Jack O'Neill : Right.
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Urgo : I wanna live! I wanna experience the universe! And I wanna eat pie!
Jack O'Neill : Who doesn't?
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Jack O'Neill : "Au revoir"... it's French. It means "ciao". Ciao means adios, auf wiedersehen, sayonara.
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General George S. Hammond : Can we determine what threat they pose?
Jack O'Neill : Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger.
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Samantha Carter : Well, he can't actually make us do anything we don't want to, sir.
Dr. Janet Fraiser : Then why did I have to treat your arm for a burn? Didn't you say Urgo was responsible?
Urgo : I didn't mean to!
Samantha Carter , Jack O'Neill , Dr. Daniel Jackson : He didn't mean to.
Teal'c : It was not his intention.
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General George S. Hammond : Can these devices be removed?
Dr. Janet Fraiser : Not without causing irreparable brain damage, sir.
Jack O'Neill : What's the down side?
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Dr. Janet Fraiser : [about Urgo] Okay, so what does he look like?
Jack O'Neill : A famous tenor.
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Urgo : You are so smart, Samantha. I love that about you.
Jack O'Neill : Carter?
Samantha Carter : The technology implanted in our brains, sir. We're looking at some sort of visual communication interface; controlled hallucination.
Jack O'Neill : So... I... Be- What?
Urgo : He gets confused. By the way, who is Mary Steenburgen?
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Jack O'Neill : I know, General. It's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail.