- Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving.
- Jack O'Neill: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
- Jack O'Neill: Never run with... scissors?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Wow, this coffee's great!
- Samantha Carter: I was just thinking that.
- Jack O'Neill: Yeah, is that cinnamon?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: It's, uh, it's chicory
- Jack O'Neill: [contemplative] Hm, chicory.
- [Teal'c unscrews the lid from the coffee pot and drinks the contents]
- Samantha Carter: Teal'c?
- [He continues to drink as everyone looks, then finishes]
- Jack O'Neill: Isn't that hot?
- Teal'c: Extremely.
- [the others look shocked]
- General George S. Hammond: Just stay on the base. We're going to need to keep an eye on you for the time being.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I feel fine.
- Teal'c: As do I, Daniel Jackson.
- General George S. Hammond: For someone who just drank a half gallon of steaming hot coffee?
- Jack O'Neill: Right.
- Jack O'Neill: "Au revoir"... it's French. It means "ciao". Ciao means adios, auf wiedersehen, sayonara.
- General George S. Hammond: Can we determine what threat they pose?
- Jack O'Neill: Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger.
- General George S. Hammond: Doctor, are we entirely sure that the members of SG-1 are, what's the word?
- Dr. Janet Fraiser: Sane?
- General George S. Hammond: That's the one!
- Samantha Carter: Well, he can't actually make us do anything we don't want to, sir.
- Dr. Janet Fraiser: Then why did I have to treat your arm for a burn? Didn't you say Urgo was responsible?
- Urgo: I didn't mean to!
- Samantha Carter, Jack O'Neill, Dr. Daniel Jackson: He didn't mean to.
- Teal'c: It was not his intention.
- General George S. Hammond: Can these devices be removed?
- Dr. Janet Fraiser: Not without causing irreparable brain damage, sir.
- Jack O'Neill: What's the down side?
- Urgo: You are so smart, Samantha. I love that about you.
- Jack O'Neill: Carter?
- Samantha Carter: The technology implanted in our brains, sir. We're looking at some sort of visual communication interface; controlled hallucination.
- Jack O'Neill: So... I... Be- What?
- Urgo: He gets confused. By the way, who is Mary Steenburgen?
- Urgo: Wait! I can be dull. Want me to be dull? What a nice shade of gray. How about some white bread with mayonnaise? Want to watch golf on television?
- Samantha Carter: A strong enough EM pulse can knock out most electronic-based technology. It would be harmless to us but it should render Urgo impotent.
- Urgo: Could you... uh... rephrase that?