- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [Looking out the window of his home] Hey, Starsk, you see that sunset?
- Det. Dave Starsky: [Laying on the couch] Nah, that's okay.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You really oughtta take a look at it.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Why? It happens every night.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: It's beautiful! Every color of the spectrum, constantly changing. Blue, gold, red, purple...
- Det. Dave Starsky: You been keepin' Reader's Digest in the john again? 'Ways to More Colorful Speech'?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Hey, I'm a cop, not a vigilante. And especially because this was Helen, what will go down will be the most professional homicide investigation ever conducted by this department. I'm going to walk that guy into a court, and a judge is going to imprison or institutionalize him for the rest of his life. So help me, God.