- Fez: Boy, Jackie looks mad.
- Michael Kelso: Yeah, I cheated on her like a hundred times and she never looked that pissed.
- Kitty Forman: Here ya go, Red. Belgian Waffles.
- Eric Forman: What's Belgian about 'em?
- Reginald "Red" Forman: They crumble at the hands of the Nazis.