That '70s Show (TV Series)

Ramble On (2002)

Joanna Canton: Nina

Quotes 

• [Fez is having a job interview] 

  Nina : You're stubborn, you're under-qualified, and you hardly speak any English. Welcome to the DMV!

• Nina : According to your resume, you were dancer #3 in the school production of "My Fair Lady".

  Fez : Yes. It was magical. I could've danced all night.

  Nina : I don't think your theater experience applies here.

  Fez : Well, Nina, what is the DMV, really, if not one big stage?

  Nina : The DMV is the Department of Motor Vehicles.

  Fez : Yes, but they're very similar.

  Nina : No, they're not.

  Fez : Yes, they are.

  Nina : No, they're not!

  Fez : Yes, they are.

  Nina : No, they're *not*!

  Fez : Okay... They are.

  Nina : No! They're *not*! I'm going to put down "no prior experience".

  Fez : You didn't ask about my special skills.

  Nina : I don't see how a fondness for pie is relevant.

  Fez : But, Nina, what is the DMV, really, if not one big pie shop?

• Fez : What you didn't read was how much I'd apply myself to the job here.

  Nina : I'm going to have to ask you to stop making puns, now.

  Nina : I don't think it's going to work out.

  [shakes Fez's hand] 

  Nina : That is a gorgeous man-ring! You know, wearing something like this shows a lot of confidence.

  Fez : Well, I *do* feel like a king when I wear it, and what is the DMV, really, if not one big kingdom?