- Les Nessman: [excitedly pointing at the stairwell in Johnny's new condo] Do these lead upstairs?
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Depends on which way you're going.
- Les Nessman: [coming down the stairs] This is neat!
- Andy Travis: John, you got some yard here.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Oh, no, no, no, it's not a yard. It's called a community green belt. They call it Frankly My Deer Park. Spelled D-E-E-R.
- Bailey Quarters: Oh, that's cute.
- Andy Travis: Hell, It's adorable.
- Venus Flytrap: Call it what you want, It's a good investment.
- Herb Tarlek: [sound like wailing foghorn rings out] Uh... I believe Les found the trash-masher.
- Les Nessman: [returning from kitchen] Oh, I like that trash-masher very much. Herb, give me some trash to put in there.
- Herb Tarlek: I just plumb forgot trash, Les.
- Bailey Quarters: Give him your belt.
- [smiles]
- Les Nessman: [about Johnny's condo] How much?
- Jennifer Marlowe: Oh Les, that's too personal a question to ask.
- Les Nessman: [to Johnny] How much?