Scrubs (TV Series)
His Story III (2006)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
Quotes
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[JD is making a video project to send to his mother]
J.D. : Dr. Cox, do you have anything you'd like to say to my mom?
Dr. Cox : No, but I have something I'd like to say to her uterus, because it brought you into this world.
[Smacks camera and shakes finger]
Dr. Cox : Bad uterus! Don't do that anymore!
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Dr. Cox : [Dr. Cox and JD examine a patient with locked-in syndrome, who communicates via computer] Go ahead and check Mr. McNair's blood pressure, please, Eva.
Mr. McNair : I don't get it - Why does he call you a girl's name?
J.D. : Thank you for asking, Mr. McNair. You see, the thing about Dr. Cox is that, the closer he feels to a person, the more he needs to push them away. So when he calls me Eva, he's actually saying, "JD, I care about you!" Vulnerable people like Dr. Cox...
Mr. McNair : Oh my god! I get it now, Carol. Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol...
J.D. : Now you're being a jerk! Jerk! Jerk!
Dr. Cox : Newbie! I'm relatively certain that the computer is broken.
J.D. : Oh, my bad.