You Kill Me (2007)

Ben Kingsley: Frank Falenczyk

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• Laurel Pearson : What are you thinking about, sitting there all serious?

  Frank Falenczyk : My shortcomings.

  Laurel Pearson : Women don't even pay attention to that.

• Frank Falenczyk : [Dressing the body of Laurel's uncle]  I was thinking he kind of looked like a prick, if you don't mind me saying.

  Laurel Pearson : No, no, not at all.

  Frank Falenczyk : [Comparing dress show and bowling shoe]  Also, he seems to have enormous feet.

  Laurel Pearson : Yeah, well, those aren't his shoes. I couldn't find his. Stole those from the Chestnut Lanes. Don't tell my Mom.

  Frank Falenczyk : Might have to break his toes.

  Laurel Pearson : [With a slight smile]  Whatever gets the job done.

• Frank Falenczyk : It isn't that I'm sorry I killed them; it's that I'm sorry I killed them badly.

• Laurel Pearson : Here's to granting others the serenity to change the things you cannot accept.

  Tom : And the courage to accept large amounts of change serenely.

  Frank Falenczyk : And the wisdom to know the difference.

• Frank Falenczyk : Does that mean you're my sponsor?

  Tom : Does that mean you're asking?

  Frank Falenczyk : Is this the part where we kiss?

• Frank Falenczyk : Are you pregnant?

  Laurel Pearson : No! Unless you put something in my egg-roll. And then put the egg-roll in my...

• Tom : [regarding Frank's admission of his career as a hitman to the Alcoholics Anonymous group]  Actually, it went better than you think. It did

  Laurel Pearson : How do you know they won't tell the police?

  Frank Falenczyk : It's Alcoholics Anonymous.

  Tom : Somehow I don't really feel that's what they had in mind when they came up with the name, but you never know.

• Frank Falenczyk : I missed dinner last night because I got drunk with little Irish people.

• Walter Fitzgerald : You'd refuse a dying man his last request?

  Frank Falenczyk : Sorry, you dying?

  Walter Fitzgerald : [laughs]  For fuck's sake, I'm talking about Patrick. That's what this party's all about, sending him on his way.

  Frank Falenczyk : Thank you, really, I can't. I'm working, I... gotta keep an eye on things.

  Walter Fitzgerald : [sarcastically]  He's not going anywhere.

• Tom : [Frank is trying to eat a cookie]  No, no, you're not suppose to eat those, they're just for show, 'kay?

  Frank Falenczyk : Oh.

  [throws away cookie] 

  Tom : I'm kidding. I'm Tom.

  [they shake hands] 

  Frank Falenczyk : Frank.

  Tom : Hi. This your first time?

  Frank Falenczyk : I've had cookies before.

• Frank Falenczyk : You gonna run and tell mommy?

  Dave : That's right, Frank. I'm going to run and tell mommy.

  Frank Falenczyk : Shit.