Chris Duque: Nick "Nickel" Johnson
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Nick "Nickel" Johnson : Chris, you're the "go-to" guy, not the "go-with" guy. The advice thing is great on a night-to-night basis, and I totally respect the fact that you've turned this place into the world's largest emotional vacuum. But would a girl want "this" as a boyfriend? Let's be honest. They'd rather listen to a seal go through labor.
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Nick "Nickel" Johnson : Welcome to Nickle's postmodern advice, where the burgers and fries are served with illusions and lies.
Christopher Brennan : Hey Nickel, I got hamburger buns.
Nick "Nickel" Johnson : That's great news, Chris, considering we're closed. Hey, I thought you quit.
Christopher Brennan : I know, I just had to get away for a while. In case you missed it, the wreck of Christopher Brennan was everyone's Friday night.
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Christopher Brennan : I'll go load the register tape. Then I'll run to the store and get hamburger buns. And hey, as long as I'm out, I'll just stop by the local pawn shop and pick up a hand gun.
Eddie "Special Ed" Markham : Uh, why would you do that?
Christopher Brennan : So I can go home and shoot myself.
Nick "Nickel" Johnson : Chris, you rock and you rule.
