James Bond Jr. (TV Series)

There for Ms. Fortune (1991)

Simon Templeman: Trevor Noseworthy IV

Quotes 

• Trevor Noseworthy IV : [seeing his moped being mysteriously attracted inside Miss Fortune's truck]  Help! Haunted moped!

• Trevor Noseworthy IV : [locked in a cage placed above a gorge]  You can't treat me like this, I'm a British citizen! Why can't I have a TV set? I'm bored out here, and hungry!

  [a trap door is placed at Trevor's feet] 

  Snuffer : Couldn't I open the trap door just a teeny bit, ma'am?

  Miss Fortune : Don't tempt me.

• Miss Fortune : My dear boy, I've decided to... shall we say... release you.

  Trevor Noseworthy IV : Well, it's about time. But I still intend to press charges.

  Miss Fortune : Just so you know: when that wheel stops spinning, this entire place will be blown into... itsy bitsy pieces.

  Trevor Noseworthy IV : [satisfied]  Good. It's a ghastly eyesore.