- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [seeing his moped being mysteriously attracted inside Miss Fortune's truck] Help! Haunted moped!
- Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter: [having heard that Trevor has been kidnapped] Let's hope nobody comes up with the ransom!
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [locked in a cage placed above a gorge] You can't treat me like this, I'm a British citizen! Why can't I have a TV set? I'm bored out here, and hungry!
- [a trap door is placed at Trevor's feet]
- Snuffer: Couldn't I open the trap door just a teeny bit, ma'am?
- Miss Fortune: Don't tempt me.
- Miss Fortune: My dear boy, I've decided to... shall we say... release you.
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: Well, it's about time. But I still intend to press charges.
- Miss Fortune: Just so you know: when that wheel stops spinning, this entire place will be blown into... itsy bitsy pieces.
- Trevor Noseworthy IV: [satisfied] Good. It's a ghastly eyesore.