Family Guy (TV Series)

Bango Was His Name Oh! (2006)

Rachael MacFarlane: Katie Couric

Quotes 

• Stewie Griffin : I'm still short for my trip. I've only got $200. I suggest you pony up the difference immediately or I'll e-mail the contents of your hard drive to the FBI.

  Brian Griffin : What are you talking about? There's nothing on there.

  [Stewie scrolls through pictures of himself in provocative poses, which one could construe as child pornography] 

  Brian Griffin : Stewie, why is it so hard to accept that Peter's your real father?

  Stewie Griffin : Because he's an idiot. Do you remember that time he went to the "Today" show?

  [cutaway] 

  Katie Couric : Coming up on "Today," Tom Cruise has a new movie. We're gonna be talking to him.

  Peter Griffin : [outside, knocking on the window]  Katie!

  Katie Couric : Funnyman Al Franken will be stopping by for a visit.

  Peter Griffin : [knocking louder]  Katie!

  Katie Couric : And Wolfgang Puck shares his recipe for apple strudel.

  Peter Griffin : Katie!

  Katie Couric : So stay tuned, because we've got all this and more coming up in the next hour.

  Peter Griffin : [throwing a USPS mailbox through the window]  Katie!

  Katie Couric : *WHAT*?

  Peter Griffin : [losing interest]  Oh, well, never mind.