Family Guy (TV Series)

Peter's Two Dads (2007)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Gangster #1, Matthew McConaughey

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : All right, this is gonna blow you aw...

  [falling down the stairs, he lands on top of Francis] 

  Chris Griffin : Grandpa!

  Meg Griffin : Oh, my god! Is he breathing?

  Lois Griffin : Somebody call an ambulance!

  Peter Griffin : Uh, Lois, maybe you better call two ambulances.

  [he turns around, revealing his unicycle wedged up his butt] 

• Peter Griffin : Mickey McFinnigan, I challenge you to a drinking contest.

  Mickey : Ha! What makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of me?

  Peter Griffin : Because I'm your son! And I'm tough. I made it halfway through "Failure to Launch".

  [cutaway to a movie theater] 

  Matthew McConaughey : I just never managed to get my life together. Isn't that hilarious?

  Sarah Jessica Parker : [laughing]  You're cute.

  Peter Griffin : [leaving]  Done!