Jungle Cruise (2021)
Emily Blunt: Lily Houghton
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Quotes
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Lily Houghton : Haven't you been dreaming about another adventure?
McGregor Houghton : If I wanted to go to a primitive backwater where I can't understand a word anyone's saying, I'd visit our relatives in Scotland.
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Lily Houghton : Aguirre's cartographer certainly was prolific.
Frank Wolff : He lost his life searching for something that can't be found.
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[approaching waterfall]
Lily Houghton : I cannot swim!
Frank Wolff : You booked a river cruise and you can't swim? The price just went up.
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Lily Houghton : I'm a little rusty in the Puka Michuna dialect, so I want you to translate what I say, word for word.
Frank Wolff : Okay.
Lily Houghton : No, I cannot give you the Arrowhead.
Frank Wolff : Oh, God. Lily.
McGregor Houghton : Lily.
Lily Houghton : Shut up. Just say it. Yes, I have the Arrow that belongs to your people.
Frank Wolff : [FRANK SPEAKING TUPI] She's being weird about the Arrowhead.
Lily Houghton : I will return it.
Frank Wolff : [SPEAKS TUPI] She's extremely difficult.
Lily Houghton : But first I must use it to find the Tears of the Moon.
Frank Wolff : [SPEAKS TUPI] It's hard to be around her.
Lily Houghton : Now, if I die for that, so be it.
Frank Wolff : [FRANK SPEAKS TUPI] She doesn't mind if you kill her.
Lily Houghton : But you must let these two men go free.
Frank Wolff : [SPEAKS TUPI] Just don't kill me.
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[in the middle of a fight with thugs, Lily accidentally punches Frank in the face]
Lily Houghton : Oh, God! Sorry, Frank!
Frank Wolff : [nonplussed] It's alright. Strong form.
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Lily Houghton : "We" is an interesting word, Frank, because it sort of implies a bond of trust and honesty. Neither of which you know anything about, because you are a liar, Frank. You are selfish, you are arrogant, and I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you, which clearly isn't very far, because you are huge.
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Lily Houghton : I don't have to know someone to care.
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[the boat is heading for a waterfall]
Frank Wolff : Do you wanna turn back?
Lily Houghton : Nope, just getting started.
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Lily Houghton : My name is Dr. Lily Houghton. My brother and I are looking for passage upriver. Legend has it that there is a tree that possesses unparalleled healing power. It will change medicine forever.
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McGregor Houghton : [submarine surfaces] Who are those guys?
Lily Houghton : Oh, my gosh.
Frank Wolff : The price just went up.
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Lily Houghton : It's only a scam if you fall for it.
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Lily Houghton : I consider five thousand real more than adequate.
Frank Wolff : Ten thousand, I take you there myself. I am my best captain.
Lily Houghton : Or your most modest. Fine, ten thousand.
Frank Wolff : Ten thousand to bring you there alive. If I have to bring you back dead, it's fifteen thousand.
Lily Houghton : Why should I pay more dead?
Frank Wolff : Dead, I'd have to carry you. That's a lot harder, lady.
Lily Houghton : Twenty, dead or alive.
Frank Wolff : Okay, but I get paid in full when we turn back from Lagrimas de Cristal.
Lily Houghton : Why ever would we be turning back?
Frank Wolff : Well, you're going to beg me to turn back first sign of the rapids.
Lily Houghton : Well, I look forward to disappointing you.
McGregor Houghton : [McGregor and Nilo walk in] Lily, look who I found at the hotel bar: Mister Nilo.
Nilo : Buongiorno, signorina.
McGregor Houghton : He drives a hard bargain, but he met his match with me. Negotiated him down to fifty thousand.
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Lily Houghton : For goodness sake, Frank! Is there a single thing about you that I can trust?
Frank Wolff : Not a thing.
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McGregor Houghton : Where are they taking us?
Frank Wolff : We're headed into headhunter territory... which is a terrible place to be headed.
Lily Houghton : Oh, Frank, come on, not now!
Frank Wolff : I can't turn it off!
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Frank Wolff : Hey, McGregor! Had a girlfriend once, she was cross-eyed. Didn't work out. We could never see eye to eye.
Lily Houghton : Oh, my God! Is that your idea of a joke? That is not funny.
Frank Wolff : I'm also quite sure she was seeing somebody on the side.
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Lily Houghton : Ready for your first driving lesson?
Frank Wolff : I think so, Pants.
Lily Houghton : I hope you know what you're getting yourself into here, Frank.
Frank Wolff : A car.
Lily Houghton : Oh, your jokes. They will be the death of me.
[Engine starts]
Lily Houghton : They are absolutely exhausting.
Frank Wolff : Wow, Lily!
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Frank Wolff : Hey, Lily, look. Everything that you see that's new in this world, I've seen hundreds of thousands of times.
Lily Houghton : Yes, but none of it had been meaningful.