House M.D. (TV Series)
Insensitive (2007)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Hannah Morganthal : I'm not scared. I'm never scared.
Dr. Gregory House : [sighs] See? How juvenile was that? You can't feel pain. Nothing left, but pleasure. Why don't you tell me how wonderful that is?
Hannah Morganthal : It sucks.
Dr. Gregory House : Better than being in pain all the time. Get in the chair.
Hannah Morganthal : Every morning, I have to check my eyes to make sure I didn't scratch a cornea in my sleep.
Dr. Gregory House : Oh, God, stop. I'm in a pool of tears here.
Hannah Morganthal : I can't cry.
Dr. Gregory House : Neither can I. Every morning, I check my eyes for jaundice in case the Vicodin's finally shot my liver.
Hannah Morganthal : I can't run anywhere without examining all my toes for swelling.
Dr. Gregory House : I can't run.
Hannah Morganthal : Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat.
Dr. Gregory House : Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour.
Hannah Morganthal : I need an alarm on my watch to remind me to go to the bathroom. Know how many humiliating experiences before I thought of that?
Dr. Gregory House : Bathroom is fifty feet from my office. Every drink of water, I weigh the pros and cons.
Hannah Morganthal : After everything I do, I self-check. Mouth, tongue, gums for cuts, count teeth, check temperature, fingers, toes and joints for swelling, skin for bruises.
Dr. Gregory House : I got shot.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [about Hannah] She's going to jump off the lobby balcony.
Dr. Gregory House : You think I can catch her?
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Hannah] Hi, again. And I'm sure I can say this without being condescending, but then you'd get the false impression that I respect you, so... you're a kid, you're scared, you're stalling, Grow up.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [after House pulls a worm out of a patient] That's gotta be 25 feet long.
Dr. Gregory House : Dammit! World record's over 60.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : You weren't shot because of leg pain, you were shot because you're a jerk.
Dr. Gregory House : Some think the two are connected.
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Dr. James Wilson : Oh, it's way more interesting, but instead, I've gotta be your damn conscience. I'm tired of being your conscience. I don't enjoy being your conscience.
Dr. Gregory House : No one enjoys it.
Dr. James Wilson : You're studying her.
Dr. Gregory House : She's actually sick.
Dr. James Wilson : Which you found out after you took her on.
Dr. Gregory House : I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous.
Dr. James Wilson : I don't think that metaphor was designed to actually warn cats.
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[House walked in on Cuddy's date]
Dr. Gregory House : [to Don] You two must've met online. Either that or you've got a friend who secretly hates you.
Don Herrick : Don Herrick. Yeah, we connected through singleballroomdancelovers.com.
Dr. Gregory House : [to Cuddy] Why would he volunteer that information?
Don Herrick : Why would I hide it?
Dr. Gregory House : [to Cuddy] You didn't tell him that anything he said would be held against you?
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Dr. Gregory House : [gasps at Cuddy] Oh my God. You're not wearing a bra!
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Dr. Gregory House : Foreman. Your girlfriend wants to know if you're available for Valentine's. Act surprised. What are you doing down here?
Dr. Eric Foreman : There's a snowstorm. E.R.'s short staffed. We're all supposed to be here. You're supposed to be here. You're an ass. Act surprised.
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Nurse Wendy : I've planned a surprise getaway.
Dr. Gregory House : Get away.
Nurse Wendy : Uh hmm.
Dr. Gregory House : Get away.
[Wendy stares]
Dr. Gregory House : Get. Away.
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Dr. Robert Chase : What do you think you're going to figure out, you think... her lack of pain is somehow the answer to your pain?
Dr. Gregory House : I think... if you'd stop talking to Cameron, then right now we could be ranking nurses in order of do-ability.