- Lynette Scavo: [as Tom pulls up the van bringing Kayla to live with them; to the boys] Okay, they're here. Now listen.
- [to Parker]
- Lynette Scavo: Stand up. Kayla has been through a lot, so when she walks in the door, I want you to make her feel welcome, okay? Give her a hug and be really nice.
- Parker Scavo: I'm giving her my room. How much nicer do I have to be?
- Lynette Scavo: Well, nicer than that, or she's gonna get all your toys, too.
- Tom Scavo: [to Lynette about Kayla] She threw your doll in the trash?
- Lynette Scavo: No. First, she ripped off its arms, stuffed it with chili, then she threw it in the trash.
- Tom Scavo: So what did you do?
- Lynette Scavo: Nothing.
- Tom Scavo: And this is after you let her watch TV during dinner?
- Lynette Scavo: I didn't know what else to do. I'm trying to win over a little girl who clearly doesn't want a new mother.
- Tom Scavo: Well, I guess giving her special treatment isn't gonna solve anything.
- Lynette Scavo: You know what might solve something? If you were home once in a while. You're the one she listens to.
- Tom Scavo: I am trying to open up a restaurant. Our life savings is riding on this thing.
- Lynette Scavo: I know, I know, I know.
- Tom Scavo: You know what? I don't want you to be afraid to take a firm hand with Kayla. She's part of our family now, and you know what that means.
- Lynette Scavo: Yeah. I should treat her as badly as I treat my own children.
- Danielle Van De Kamp: [to Julie] Don't listen to him. You hold on to your virginity. If Austin won't wait, then he doesn't deserve you.
- Julie Mayer: I just don't wanna lose him.
- Danielle Van De Kamp: It's better than losing your self-respect. Take it from a girl who's known at school as "Little Miss Van De Tramp".
- Julie Mayer: I thought you made that up.
- Danielle Van De Kamp: Only 'cause it was nicer than the other names they were calling me.
- Gabrielle Solis: [to Carlos] What are you doing at Mike's house?
- Carlos Solis: I live here.
- Gabrielle Solis: What do you mean you live there? Since when?
- Carlos Solis: Gaby, my car's been in the driveway for three weeks. Even you can't be that self-absorbed.
- Gabrielle Solis: Well, as you can see, I have more pleasant thing to focus on.
- Carlos Solis: So when you gonna tell Jimmy Olsen there that you hate picnics?
- Gabrielle Solis: I'm gonna hang up now.
- Susan Mayer: [to Julie] I'm out of lipstick. Can I borrow yours?
- Julie Mayer: Sure.
- [hands Susan her lipstick]
- Susan Mayer: Cherry Berry?
- Julie Mayer: Austin likes the way it tastes.
- Susan Mayer: Oh, I so did not need to know that.
- Lynette Scavo: [as Lynette gives dinner to the kids, Kayla walks over to the TV with hers] Kayla, where are you going?
- Kayla Huntington: To watch TV.
- Lynette Scavo: Oh, sweetie, we don't watch TV during dinner.
- Kayla Huntington: But my show is on.
- Lynette Scavo: I'm sorry, those are the rules.
- Kayla Huntington: My mommy let me.
- Lynette Scavo: Well, just this once.
- [the twins look at Lynette; Parker crosses his arms]
- Lynette Scavo: Okay, okay, I know what you're thinking, but Kayla's going through a hard time right now. Come and sit down. Letting her watch TV is like me letting you eat ice cream when you're sick.
- Porter Scavo: But she's not sick.
- Lynette Scavo: Well, that's true, but she's sad.
- Parker Scavo: I'm sad I can't watch TV.
- Lynette Scavo: Eat your tacos.
- [the boys get up and walk over to the TV]
- Lynette Scavo: Wow, wow, wow. Sit your butts down.
- Preston Scavo: It's not fair.
- Lynette Scavo: I don't care. we have rules.
- Porter Scavo: Well, she gets to.
- Lynette Scavo: She is special. Now sit down. Come on.
- Porter Scavo: Does she get dessert, too?
- Kayla Huntington: Of course I do.