- Lois Lane: Well, I guess it's best that neither of us remembers. I mean, I can't even really picture the two of us... You don't think that we...
- Clark Kent: [grinning] Think that we what?
- Lois Lane: You know... that we...
- [long awkward pause]
- Clark Kent: No, Lois. I think I'd remember.
- Lois Lane: [relieved] Yeah. 'Course you would. Highlight of your life.
- Clark Kent: Though I did find something. I think you made it for me.
- Lois Lane: Whitesnake. Wow. I must have really liked you.
- Chloe Sullivan: Lois and Clark?
- Jimmy Olsen: You got to admit, they got chemistry.
- Chloe Sullivan: Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide, and I don't suggest putting them together.
- Clark Kent: So, you're saying that I wanna kiss Lois, and keep Chloe in my back pocket, while the whole time I'm still in love with Lana?
- Lois Lane: Please tell me we weren't just set up.
- Clark Kent: Looks like it.
- Lois Lane: Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut.
- Clark Kent: I take it I'm the halibut.
- Lois Lane: Naturally.
- Lois Lane: Clark! So what if your signature move is driving a tractor? I think it's adorable.
- Clark Kent: You know, Lois, I think that it's time for you to meet the real Clark Kent.
- Chloe Sullivan: I did some digging into our favorite Martian Manhunter, but it's just coming up empty.
- Clark Kent: Yeah, but we have another man-hunter to worry about. Lois.
- Chloe Sullivan: Why does that make me picture her wielding an ax at every man in Metropolis?
- Clark Kent: She's only after one man. Lois is... into me.
- Chloe Sullivan: She's into you? What, like...
- [Clark shows her the mixed CD Lois made him]
- Chloe Sullivan: Wow. She really pulled out all the stops.
- Clark Kent: She's not herself, all right. It's like she overdosed on Love Potion No. 9 or something and it isn't funny!
- Chloe Sullivan: [laughing] Pretty funny.
- Lois Lane: I knew I kissed you before. In the alley. You're Green Arrow.
- Clark Kent: Hardly. I was pretending to be so you wouldn't know it was Oliver.
- Lois Lane: Oliver? Oh, my God. All those times he disappeared. What is my deal with emotionally-unavailable weekend warriors? Thank God I finally found a normal guy.
- Clark Kent: What do you mean, 'normal?' Oliver's not even in the same league as me.
- Lex Luthor: Clark, I think maybe it's time for you to leave!
- Clark Kent: I am not done yet! Besides, I haven't given you my gift.
- [reaches inside his coat and pulls out a rattle, he tosses it to Lex]
- Clark Kent: To baby Luthor. The real reason Lana's marrying you!
- Clark Kent: What is it you always say about Valentine's Day? Oh, yeah. "Our annual sneak peek at hell." That must have been before Cupid struck.
- Chloe Sullivan: Don't you think after being trapped in a front seat to "The Clark-Lana Operetta," I deserve a good V-Day?
- Clark Kent: You're the only person who can make me feel guilty, relieved and a little sad, all in one sentence.
- Chloe Sullivan: It's a gift.