Dilbert (TV Series)

The Fact (2000)

Chris Elliott: Dogbert

Quotes 

• Dilbert : You can't publish a book about an unproven medical condition.

  Dogbert : Apparently you haven't been to the book store lately.

• Dogbert : I have discovered a heretofore undiagnosed condition.

  Dilbert : There is no such thing as Chronic Cubicle Syndrome.

  Dogbert : Initially victims exhibit denial.

  Dilbert : But you have no proof.

  Dogbert : Oh, I have something much better than proof. Anecdotal evidence!

  Dogbert : Who do you think would be dumb enough to believe anecdotal evidence?

  Dogbert : I've narrowed my target market to... PEOPLE!