Look, I know this is Lost - the programme where there are smoke monsters, characters have visions of the future, and Charlie is a rock god not some tone-deaf cross between a weasel and the less lyrically gifted members of Spinal Tap - but, seriously, a vineyard in Scotland? And not just any vineyard, but a vineyard that produces £100 ($200) bottles of wine. Who harvests the grapes - the Loch Ness Monster? Good episode otherwise.
Since apparently I'm not allowed to leave it at that but need to witter on for several more lines before this is long enough to be submittable, I'd also like to know why, if that flashback episode from series 2 is to be believed, was Charlie brought up in a model council house from the 1950s - were his parents squatting in Paul McCartney's childhood home? And why does every member of his family have a different accent?