American Dad! (TV Series)

The Vacation Goo (2007)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

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Quotes 

• Becky Arangino : Hi, I'm Becky, cruise activities director.

  Steve Smith : I'm Steve. I have five friends on MySpace and I'm waiting on approval from a sixth.

  Becky Arangino : You're cute.

  Steve Smith : Oh, in a harmless little brother kind of way, right?

  Becky Arangino : [laughs]  No. In an I've taken a lot of boys' virginity kind of way.

• Stan Smith : Kids, you want to play "20 Questions" until we die? I'm thinking of a person.

  Steve Smith : Ronald Reagan?

  Stan Smith : Damn!

• Steve Smith : Dad, can we go to Graceland?

  Stan Smith : Steve, if you want to pay your respects to a fat man who died on the toilet, we can visit your Aunt Mary's grave.

• Steve Smith : Becky, thanks for getting us this lifeboat. I mean, lifeboobs. Wait... no, no, I was right.

• Francine Smith : Stan, we are going on a real vacation and this family is going to bond!

  Steve Smith : We could go skiing!

  Stan Smith : Or, here's an alternate pitch. Uh, stay here, watch the Duke game - just hear me out - I order boneless wings from KFC - hang on to that thought, Hayley - I take a long bath and then, wait for it... none of you are here!

  Francine Smith : Or - just hear me out - we stay home and for the rest of our lives together, every time you doze off, I'll slam a book on your testicles.

  Steve Smith : [pause]  Did someone say skiing?