American Dad! (TV Series)

The Vacation Goo (2007)

Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith

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Quotes 

• Roger : [to the song "Xanadu"]  Xanadu/Can't cry on cue/Now I am here in Xanadu

  [to an older lady] 

  Roger : Here you go, ma'am, I talked to the chef. There's no cream in the soup, just like you asked for.

  [back to the song] 

  Roger : Xanadu... !

  Francine Smith : Roger's playing Olivia Newton-John on our cruise ship? Oh, this has Goo written all over it!

• Francine Smith : Nothing bonds a family like a dark, horrible secret.

• Francine Smith : Stan, we are going on a real vacation and this family is going to bond!

  Steve Smith : We could go skiing!

  Stan Smith : Or, here's an alternate pitch. Uh, stay here, watch the Duke game - just hear me out - I order boneless wings from KFC - hang on to that thought, Hayley - I take a long bath and then, wait for it... none of you are here!

  Francine Smith : Or - just hear me out - we stay home and for the rest of our lives together, every time you doze off, I'll slam a book on your testicles.

  Steve Smith : [pause]  Did someone say skiing?