- Snot: Erm, I'm not trying to compare Dads. I'm just saying that yours is in his underwear swatting at invisible owls
- Stan Smith: [to a photo of George W. Bush] Who's going to take over when I'm enjoying a glorious Reagan-style slide into dementia? What do you think? You're the smartest person I know. I mean, I've always respected you, even when you were drinking and doing all that coke.
- Stan Smith: [driven mad by the tainted beef he's eating] You boys see these owls?
- [starting to swat at invisible owls]
- Stan Smith: Get out of here, owls! Stop pecking at my face, I will not buy your encyclopedias! I can't read your language, I can only speak it!
- [starts to screech]
- Steve Smith: Okay, that's weird.
- Snot: You know, this would never have happened if we went to my house after school, but no!, you guys are too creeped out by my mom's wooden foot.
- Gym Teacher: Now everyone hug and share a secret.
- Steve Smith: [Hugging Snot] I'm afraid of moths.
- Snot: [Hugging Steve] My therapist says I'm a bad kisser.