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Phantom of the Telethon
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Roger
: The arm is disbombed... Damn it.
Roger
: Let's try that on the fart setting.
[
plays farty notes on keyboard
]
Roger
: I don't know. It's funnier, but I think it takes out some of the tension...
Stan Smith
: I don't negotiate with terrorists.
The Snake
: Oh really? Have you ever bought a mattress?
Stan Smith
: Okay, you got me.
Stan Smith
: If you'd like to learn more about torture, follow an immigrant into your local police station.
Roger
: Talented, talented greaseball. From Ohio.
Stan Smith
: A telethon? No one wants to run 26 miles.
Stan Smith
: The second greatest nation is donation. Won't you all become citizens?
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