Get Smart's Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control (2008 Video)
Masi Oka: Bruce
Quotes
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Lloyd : Give it!
Howard : Give what?
Lloyd : Oh, you know what! Don't push me!
Bob : Well hold up, big man. It'd be a shame if we were forced to kick your asses in public.
Bruce : No, what would be a shame is if someone dropped nanorobots in your coffee, got lodged in your colon, and gave you thirty years of diarrhea.
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Lloyd : We're gonna have to break into the embassy ourselves, which we're gonna suck at, and then they're gonna arrest us, they're gonna kill us, and then they're gonna torture us!
Bruce : You're being ridiculous! After they kill us they can't torture us. The worst they could do is desecrate our bodies.
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Bruce : What's the combination?
Isabelle : I don't know, you're spies, you figure it out.
Bruce : What's his birthday?
Isabelle : November 12th 1956 of course.
[Bruce stares at her oddly]
Isabelle : It is a national holiday!
[Nina stares at her oddly]
Isabelle : Because he is an egoistic asshole! Why?
Lloyd : Works 90% of the time, people are idiots, random numbers hello?
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Lloyd : [Bruce phones him] What?
Bruce : Why haven't you talked to her yet?
Lloyd : How do you know I haven't?
Bruce : Because I'm watching you, street cameras hello? What is taking you so long? The Maraguaya president is leaving in two days, we have to get the OCT back before then. Man up!
Lloyd : Maybe I'd have more confidence if I was wearing one of your nipple shirts.
Bruce : I'm hanging up now.