Pushing Daisies (TV Series)
Corpsicle (2007)
Lee Pace: Ned
Quotes
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Ned : The Wish-a-Wisher is a kill-a-killer!
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Ned : Do you know you have a "tell" when you lie?
Olive Snook : Do I?
Ned : You answer questions with questions.
Olive Snook : Maybe I know I have a tell and I know you know I have a tell and maybe I'm doing it now to confuse you because you don't know what tell I'm telling.
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Emerson Cod : [about the coroner's sweater] Anybody ever ask you why you wear that sweater?
Coroner : My niece gave me this sweater last Christmas.
Emerson Cod : That thing's uglier than a chipmunk's ass.
Ned : [interrupting] He means the sweater, not your niece.
Emerson Cod : Why would someone get somebody a Christmas sweater for Christmas? You could only wear it that day.
Ned : He means should... only wear it that day.
Emerson Cod : Yeah. Either you got to take off what you got on to put it on or you got to wait another year for the next holiday season.
Coroner : Why you want to go toe-to-toe with me on fashion? Only thing I want to hear from you people is "Happy holidays, and here's your rent."
Ned : Happy holidays.
Emerson Cod : [sarcastically] Here's your rent.
[puts money in coroner's hand]
Coroner : Feels light.
Emerson Cod : You just stronger than you think.
Coroner : Mmmm hmmm.
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Ned : How much does Olive know?
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Don't worry about what Olive knows. Even if I told her the truth, that - I died and you brought me back to life, she wouldn't believe me.
Ned : You don't know that.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Yes I do, 'cause I told her, and she wouldn't believe me.
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Olive Snook : Boy, it's cold. You know, you could use a witch's bosom as a hot water bottle on a day like today.
Ned : Any sign of Chuck?
Olive Snook : [sigh] ...
[Imitating Ned]
Olive Snook : And how are you today Olive?
[as herself]
Olive Snook : I'm fine, thanks for asking, Ned.
[Imitating Ned]
Olive Snook : That was a funny joke about the witch's bosom, Olive.
[as herself]
Olive Snook : Why thanks, Ned!
[Imitating Ned]
Olive Snook : And I appreciate you using the word "bosom".
[as herself]
Olive Snook : Why Ned, because it's less offensive than other words?
[Imitating Ned]
Olive Snook : No, I just simply like the word bosom. I say it to myself all the time. Bosom, bosom, bosom. I just can't help myself, I'm a bosom-aholic.
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Ned : No. We were discussing phantom limbs and I blurted it out; it was like word vomit.
Emerson Cod : Then you slipped in that word vomit and you fell on your ass now you're covered in word vomit.
