The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Loobenfeld Decay (2008)

DJ Qualls: Toby Loobenfeld

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Toby : [on couch with Penny]  This is amazing. Just sitting on a couch watching TV with a woman. Not being drunk or, or high, or, or wondering if you're a dude down there.

  Penny : Leo, you are a very sweet, really funny guy. You're going to do OK.

  Toby : One day at a time, Penny.

  [puts his head on her shoulder] 

  Toby : One day at a time.

  Leonard : [in kitchen, to Sheldon]  How long is he going to stay here?

  Sheldon Cooper : He's a homeless drug addict, Leonard; where is he going to go? Boy, you have a lot to learn about lying.

• Toby : How about this as my motivation? When I was fourteen years old, I was abused in the Philippines by a clubfooted Navy chaplain.

  Sheldon Cooper : No. We're going with middle child and a genetic predisposition to inadequate serotonin production.

  Toby : Well, how do I play genetic predisposition?

  Sheldon Cooper : Subtextually, of course!

• Toby : The Philippines. 1992. The Subic Bay Naval Station. A young boy on the cusp of manhood. His only companions mongrel dogs and malarial mosquitos. Desperate and alone he reached out to a man who promised to introduce him to a merciful, loving God, but who instead introduced him to a gin pickled tongue shoved down his adolescent throat. What choice did he have but to drink, shoot and snort his pain away.