Family Guy (TV Series)

The Movement (2020)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Well, I'm glad all that controversy is over and we got our old Peter back. But I kinda miss Meg.

  Stewie Griffin : Oh, yeah, that's right. She got traded to "American Dad".

  Chris Griffin : I hear she's doing great.

  [Peter turns on the TV; as the "American Dad" theme plays, Meg jumps out of bed] 

  Meg Griffin : [singing]  Good morning, USA. Ba-da-ba-da-ba, Stan's the dad, and the alien's gay. And then there's a fish and a boy and a girl...

  Stan Smith : [coming in from the bathroom]  Hey! Shut up, Meg.

  Meg Griffin : Oh. So it's just gonna be the same?

  Stan Smith : Yup.

  Roger the Alien : Yeah.

• Peter Griffin : [tracking mud into the house with his cleats]  Morning, team.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, do you really have to wear those in the house?

  Peter Griffin : Yes, I do. I'm a baseball coach now. You knew that when you married me.

• Carter Pewderschmidt : [showing the Griffins to his private stadium box]  Well, here it is. What do you think?

  Lois Griffin : Wow, Daddy, it's beautiful!

  Carter Pewderschmidt : Yeah, it's really great up here. There's free food, a bar, and you can drop a plastic spider on a string on your friends below.

  Peter Griffin : Really?

  Glenn Quagmire : [down in the stands]  Go, Quahog!

  Peter Griffin : [falling onto him]  I fell trying to lower a spider.

• Lois Griffin : I don't know, Peter. This all seems weird. You never been interested in these issues before. A-Are you sure you're not just exploiting a real social issue so that people can call you a hero?

  Peter Griffin : You heard Tom Tucker. I'm an activist now. I'm gonna go down in history, like my great-great-grandfather, John Wilkes Photo Booth Griffin.

  [cut away to Booth and Abe Lincoln taking funny pictures in a photo booth, with Booth eventually getting angry and killing him] 

• Lois Griffin : [Peter makes a mess in the living room]  Peter, what the hell?

  Peter Griffin : It's okay, it's okay.

  [pointing to a sticker on his shirt] 

  Peter Griffin : I voted. So... yeah.

  Lois Griffin : What does that matter?

  Peter Griffin : Oh, well, I'm a part of the national conversation now, and I voted. So my hands are kinda tied, so... yeah.

  Lois Griffin : You know what? This whole activism thing has gone on long enough. You knelt at one game. It's not like opportunity's gonna come knocking on the door, offering you money for it.

  [as if on cue, there's a knock on the door] 

  Nike President : Hi, I'm the president of Nike. How'd you like some money?

  Lois Griffin : For crying out loud!