I Love You, Man (2009)
Rob Huebel: Tevin Downey
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Quotes
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Tevin Downey : [Watching a video of a grandma on a sybian machine] She's got a bush like a porcupine!
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Peter Klaven : Hey Tevin.
Tevin Downey : Hey man.
Peter Klaven : What's so funny?
Tevin Downey : One of the guys in my fantasy football league just sent me a QuickTime, it's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.
Peter Klaven : Ha ha, what's that?
Tevin Downey : It's one of those vibrating saddles that women sit on to give them like super intense orgasms.
Peter Klaven : Ohh...
Tevin Downey : Check it out. How sick is that?
Peter Klaven : It's very, that's very sick.
Tevin Downey : So awesome. She's a squirter! She's squirting! Peter, we got a squirter! Old faithful!
Peter Klaven : Hello fiance.
Zooey : Hey baby I totally forgot it's my turn to host lady's night.
Peter Klaven : Oh no prob, I have a fencing practice anyway. I'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys afterward, hit them with the big news
Zooey : Great! I gotta go, love you.
Peter Klaven : Love you too.
Tevin Downey : Peter! Peter! I'm sending it to you.
Peter Klaven : No I don't want it.
Tevin Downey : You got it.
Peter Klaven : Ohh God. I don't even click it, how does it, I didn't click it on
Tevin Downey : She got a bush like a porcupine!
Peter Klaven : I don't want to know anything about her bush. Hi, Lynette.