The Five-Year Engagement (2012)
Chris Pratt: Alex Eilhauer
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Quotes
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Alex Eilhauer : Seeing you chop onions is depressing. It's like watching Michael Jordan take a shit.
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Alex Eilhauer : I feel like I'm drinking out of Chewbacca's dick.
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Tom Solomon : I was not flirting, okay?
Alex Eilhauer : Oh really?
Tom Solomon : I was being friendly.
Alex Eilhauer : Yeah, right. You were sending telepathic wiener missiles at her face. And you know it.