Disaster Movie (2008)
Nicole Parker: Enchanted Princess, Amy Winehouse Look-A-Like, Jessica Simpson Look-A-Like
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Quotes
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Batman : Hi.
Enchanted Princess : Hi!
Batman : I'm Batman.
Enchanted Princess : [deep voice] I'm Enchanted Princess!
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[upon seeing a taxi cab turn a corner]
Enchanted Princess : And what magical creature are you?
[gets hit by the taxi]
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Juney : Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.
Enchanted Princess : No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.
Will : How'd you end up there?
Enchanted Princess : Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!
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Enchanted Princess : [preparing to dance] Stop pressuring me!
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Enchanted Princess : [singing] My dear prince, you have rescued me you have caught me in your arms...
Calvin : [singing] Actually you landed on my balls!
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Male Carrie : Oh, my God. Hannah Montana is really Miley Cyrus.
Enchanted Princess : Well, duh. No shit, Sherlock. All I do is wear a wig and change my voice a little bit and those dumb kids can't tell the difference. Then I get twice the pay and twice the merchandise. Just a reminder, my new CD comes out. Miley Cyrus: Underage. it's available in stores now. Featuring songs from my dad, Billy Ray. Only 9.95.
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Enchanted Princess : [Upon turning and her puffy sleeve catching her face]
[screams]
Enchanted Princess : Oh it's just my sleeve.
[Lightly laughs]
Enchanted Princess : [Upon turning into her other sleeve]
[screams]
Enchanted Princess : Oh there must be a mirror some where.
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Kung Fu Panda : [to Calvin] Your girl looks familiar, man. Last year, I paid her twenty bucks for twenty minutes. If you know what I mean.
Enchanted Princess : It's true. And a curious factoid: pandas actually have three descending testicles.