Going Postal (2010)
David Suchet: Reacher Gilt
Quotes
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Reacher Gilt : You see, the Clacks system works at the cutting edge of technology and in the white heat of progress, there are sometimes complications, but I can assure you, these are now all resolved.
Miss Cripslock : Some people are saying...
Reacher Gilt : [interrupting her] And we will be providing refunds for any messages that have lost. All you have to do is fill in the claim form. But I do urge your readers not to do anything as rash as writing a letter and sending it by post.
Miss Cripslock : Wouldn't you...
Reacher Gilt : You might as well tear it up and scatter it to the four winds!
Miss Cripslock : Mr Gilt, this claims form is 50 pages long.
[It is clear from the expression on Gilt's face that he was hoping nobody would realize this]
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Reacher Gilt : [after being accused of sending an assassin to take care of Von Lipwig] You're such a fraud.
Moist Von Lipwig : And you're such a murderer!
[the crowd gasps]
Reacher Gilt : That is slander.
[Addressing the crowd]
Reacher Gilt : This is a declaration of war!
Miss Cripslock : Can I quote you on that?
Moist Von Lipwig : If you want a quote, Miss Cripslock, try this - "Neither rain nor fire will stop the post!"
Miss Cripslock : Very stirring. But his quote had 'war' in it.
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Reacher Gilt : How dare the Gods work against me! I don't remember giving them permission.