Dexter (TV Series)
Easy As Pie (2008)
Michael C. Hall: Dexter Morgan
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Quotes
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Dexter Morgan : [about his wedding] Should I invite Quinn? He's so... tan.
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Ellen Wolf : [after Miguel asked Dexter to look into her as a possible victim] I think we all know how easy it is to plant evidence and, well, you look the type.
Dexter Morgan : [voice over] Do I see sheets of plastic in your future?
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Dexter Morgan : Hey guys, I need your addresses for the wedding and I need to know if you're bringing dates.
Angel Batista : Can we bring just friends?
Vince Masuka : I never bring dates to a wedding. Best man always hooks up with the maid of honor.
Dexter Morgan : The maid of honor is Rita's daughter. She's ten.
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[last lines]
Dexter Morgan : All the lives I've taken, they've always begged for mercy. I've never understood that concept, until now. This, this is mercy. But only for a friend.
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Debra Morgan : Two of my witnesses have turned up dead. You wanna see a third?
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn : Anton's already got a target on his back by helping us. This will protect him.
Debra Morgan : [Sarcastic] Yeah, right.
Angel Batista : I'm gonna keep Anton in the dark for now. But I want eyes on him at all times. Understand?
[Quinn nods and leaves. Dexter comes up to Deb]
Dexter Morgan : Hey, Deb?
Debra Morgan : What?
Dexter Morgan : Are you gonna bring a date to the wedding?
Debra Morgan : I don't know, Dex. I might be too busy picking up pieces of Anton's *skin* to even be there.
Dexter Morgan : ...So you're a "maybe"?
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Dexter Morgan : I want you to know that you were right. About my brother. But there's something else: I killed him.
Camilla : [last words] It's good... you did.
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Dexter Morgan : [thinking while observing murder scene] Marriage, children... you never expect it to end in tragedy. Unless you're me.
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Dexter Morgan : [narrating] I've never been great at conflict resolution. Not without a blade, and several rolls of plastic wrap.