This Is the End (2013)
Channing Tatum: Channing Tatum
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[an armored RV crashes into James Franco's Toyota Prius, slightly injuring Franco, Seth Rogen, and Jay Baruchel. A bunch of cannibals from the RV pulls all three of them out from the totaled car and starts to attack them]
Santa Cannibal : [yells] Yo, cut his fuckin' head off!
[chainsaw revs up; James, Seth, and Jay screams]
Danny McBride : [on loudspeaker] STOP!
[Danny McBride, leader of the cannibals, steps out of his RV with a marijuana joint in one hand and a dog's leash in the other]
Jay Baruchel : Danny?
Danny McBride : [shocked] What the fuck? You guys are still alive?
Seth Rogen : Yeah!
Danny McBride : Holy shit, I didn't expect that.
[tugging on the leash, a gimp, who reveals to be Channing Tatum, jumps out from the RV]
Danny McBride : Get...
[Danny pulls Channing over to him]
Jay Baruchel : Oh, Jesus.
Danny McBride : Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. That's fucking crazy, and your timing couldn't be more perfect. It's been a long time since any of us have eaten, and you three gentlemen look delicious.
Jay Baruchel : [confused] What does that have to do with us?
James Franco : What the fuck are you talking about?
Danny McBride : [chuckles] I'm a cannibal, hombre. We're gonna fuckin' eat your ass.
Seth Rogen : Fuck you, you can't eat us. Fuck that, man!
Danny McBride : I do whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want. I butt-fucked this dude.
[Channing drops down doggy-style]
Danny McBride : See that? I fuckin' slide right in that shit. I do whatever I want. This is my gimp. Channing, introduce yourself.
Channing Tatum : [takes his mask off] Hey, what's up, guys? Y'all cool?
James Franco : That's Channing Tatum.
Seth Rogen : That's Channing Tatum, dude. What the fuck?
Danny McBride : Channing fucking Tatum. I found him wandering on the freeway. I collected him, made him my bitch
[Channing rubs Danny's crotch, but Danny shoves his hand away]
Danny McBride : Get off my dick. I call him Channing "Tate-yum".
James Franco : Hardcore, man.
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Channing Tatum : I love him.
Danny McBride : Fuckin' GI Joe, dude. Fuckin' loves me.