The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Codpiece Topology (2008)
Sara Gilbert: Leslie Winkle
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Quotes
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Leslie Winkle : So, I heard your relationship with Penny crashed to the ground like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.
Leonard Hofstadter : Where did you hear that?
Leslie Winkle : Actually I read it: Wolowitz texted me.
Leonard Hofstadter : [Reading her phone] ... like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory. Yep!
Leslie Winkle : I thought it was pretty a good one. I gave him an "LOL."
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Leslie Winkle : Hello, dummy.
Sheldon Cooper : Hello to you, insufficiently intelligent person.
Leslie Winkle : Ooh, rush me to the burn unit.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [Referring to their upcoming date] How do you suggest we proceed?
Leslie Winkle : Your place. We'll order Chinese, you'll rent a movie - artsy but accessible - then light petting, no coitus.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sounds fun...
Leslie Winkle : I'll leave the details up to you. I think it's better if you assume the male role.
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Leslie Winkle : Loop quantum gravity is the future of physics.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sorry, Leslie, I guess I prefer my space stringy, not loopy.
Leslie Winkle : I'm glad I found out the truth about you before this went any further.
Leonard Hofstadter : Truth? What truth? We're talking about untested hypotheses. It's no big deal.
Leslie Winkle : It isn't? Really? Tell me, how will we raise the children?
Leonard Hofstadter : I guess we wait until they're old enough and let them choose their own theory.
Leslie Winkle : We can't let them choose. They're children!
Leonard Hofstadter : Wait, where are you going?
Leslie Winkle : I'm sorry. I could have accepted our kids being genetically unable to eat ice cream or ever get a good view of a parade, but this... this is a deal breaker.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I'm sorry about all of Sheldon's interruptions. He can be a bit of an eccentric.
Leslie Winkle : If by "eccentric" you mean passive-aggressive East-Texas blowhole, I agree.
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Leslie Winkle : Loop quantum gravity clearly offers more testable predictions than string theory.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm listening. Amuse me.
Leslie Winkle : Okay. Well, for one thing, we expect quantized space-time to manifest itself in minute differences in the speed of light for different colors.
Sheldon Cooper : Balderdash. Matter clearly consists of tiny strings.
Leslie Winkle : [to Leonard] Are you gonna let him talk to me like that?
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Leonard Hofstadter : I think tonight was a very good start.
Leslie Winkle : Me too. You're sure you're okay postponing intercourse until our relationship is past the initial viability test?
Leonard Hofstadter : No problem, I'm very skilled at postponing intercourse.
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Leslie Winkle : Now that you're unattached, maybe we can revisit our previous attachment.
Leonard Hofstadter : Are you suggesting another bout of stress release?
Leslie Winkle : No, I'm all done with casual sex. From now on, I'm fully committed to the traditional relationship paradigm.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really? What changed?
Leslie Winkle : It's hard to say. I guess there's a time in every woman's life when she gets tired of waking up on a strange futon with a bunch of people she doesn't know.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I can see how that would... a bunch of people?
Leslie Winkle : Anyway, I figure it's time to slow things down and, who better to slow things down with than you?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm flattered.