Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Rose's Turn (2009)

Felicity Huffman: Lynette Scavo

Quotes 

• Lynette Scavo : What's that look on your face? You didn't eat dairy again did you?

  Tom Scavo : No I've been working out!

  Lynette Scavo : Oh.

  Tom Scavo : If you're good I'll let you cut the feel

  Lynette Scavo : That's ok I can see it from here. It's "thrilling"

• Tom Scavo : [Tom and Lynette are having dinner with Gabby and Carlos Tom has just found out Carlos saw Lynette naked after she tripped and fell in the shower]  What's going on here?

  Gabrielle Solis : Lynette was taking a shower and Carlos came by to drive her to work she tripped and fell and he helped her.

  Lynette Scavo : You told her? I asked you no to.

  Carlos Solis : She's my wife I tell her everything.

  Tom Scavo : Well you hear that Lynette? They tell each other everything, that way they know that they're not hiding anything.

  Lynette Scavo : I was just afraid you'd overreact! Like you're doing right now.

  Tom Scavo : Full disclosure Lynette! That's what a marriage is about!

  Gabrielle Solis : So I guess you disclosed your little "friendship" with Patty Rizzo?

  Lynette Scavo : What little friendship?

  Tom Scavo : You know what I think this is gorgenzola.

  Lynette Scavo : Tom?

  Tom Scavo : Patty gave me a ride home and for some reason Gabby's making a big deal about it.

  Lynette Scavo : Because it's Patty Rizzo, she's a total slut. You should be on antibiotics just for sitting in her car!

  Gabrielle Solis : Exactly!

  Carlos Solis : Stay out of this Gabby you've done enough damage!

  Gabrielle Solis : Hey don't snap at me! Lynette's my friend and I was just watching her back!

  Tom Scavo : While your husband was watching her back!

  Lynette Scavo : Drop it Tom! We'll continue this at home!

  Gabrielle Solis : If you have a shower at the office, how come you come home smelling so bad?

  Carlos Solis : I don't know... Why does lamb tat like sawdust?

• Tom Scavo : Wait you just took a shower, where?

  Lynette Scavo : At work.

  Tom Scavo : Didn't know you had a shower there.

  Lynette Scavo : I don't, Carlos does.

  Tom Scavo : So you went into Carlos' office stripped naked and took a shower?

  Lynette Scavo : No I went into Carlos' "bathroom" closed the door then stripped naked and took a shower.

  Tom Scavo : I'm not comfortable with this. What if he walked in?

  Lynette Scavo : Then maybe I'd get that raise I've been asking for.

  Tom Scavo : This isn't funny. You already spend 16 hours a day with the guy and now I find out that some of those hours you are naked and wet!

  Lynette Scavo : Hours? It was two minutes. It's not like I'm lighting candles and playing Berry White.

  Tom Scavo : I don't care I want it to stop.

  Lynette Scavo : Fine... I should've just had sex I'd be asleep by now.

• Lynette Scavo : So I wanna hear more about the garden club. Tom says he's meeting all kinds of nice people

  Gabrielle Solis : Really? Any favourites Tom?

  Tom Scavo : They're all great gals. One's sorta a pain in the ass. Other than her, having a great time!

  Gabrielle Solis : All though I keep telling Tom how dangerous gardens can be everywhere you step there are shovels and rakes and "hoes".