Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Bargaining (2009)

Eva Longoria: Gabrielle Solis

Quotes 

• Gabrielle Solis : Are you a lunatic? I am not walking into a ballroom of people without my face on.

  Carlos Solis : Come on, this is the perfect opportunity to teach her that beauty's only skin deep.

  Gabrielle Solis : Yeah well once you see this skin without foundation, you may wanna rethink that.

  Carlos Solis : Gabby your daughter is in pain and don't you love her enough to put your vanity aside for one night?

  Gabrielle Solis : I was in labor for 20 hours! She still owes me for that!

  [Carlos gives her an exasperated look] 

  Gabrielle Solis : Fine, I will make the ultimate sacrifice and I will be ugly for my daughter. But if she ever needs a kidney.

  [points at Carlos]