Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Bargaining (2009)

Doug Savant: Tom Scavo

Quotes 

• Tom Scavo : Last night we were having sex, you fell asleep.

  Lynette Scavo : After?

  Tom Scavo : During.

  Lynette Scavo : Oh... was it good?

• Lynette Scavo : [walks in as Tom is cleaning the house]  See this? My third espresso, I'm wired no way I'm falling asleep tonight.

  Tom Scavo : [glares at Lynette and continues cleaning without saying a word] 

  Lynette Scavo : Hey. How about we throw a pizza on the front lawn and when the kids run out to get it, we lock the door and "do it" in every room in the house?