- Mike Delfino: Karl!
- Karl Mayer: Hey Mike, heard MJ's having a sleepover! I thought I'd hit ya up for an invitation.
- Mike Delfino: Aren't you a little old for sleepovers?
- Mike Delfino: MJ finalised his guest list
- Karl Mayer: Well I think if you check that guest list again you'll find that Evan's name is on there.
- [places money in Mike's hand]
- Mike Delfino: I'm MJ's dad. Not his bouncer. But thanks.
- [smiles and closes the door]
- Bree Van De Kamp: MJ there's someone in my life who hits me with a dead squirrel every single day, and you are the only one who can help me. Please, please invite Evan to your party
- M.J. Delfino: ...ok.
- Bree Van De Kamp: Thankyou, oh thankyou sweetheart
- [kissed MJ on the head and walks off]
- M.J. Delfino: Boy the stuff I do for macaroons.
- Gabrielle Solis: Are you a lunatic? I am not walking into a ballroom of people without my face on.
- Carlos Solis: Come on, this is the perfect opportunity to teach her that beauty's only skin deep.
- Gabrielle Solis: Yeah well once you see this skin without foundation, you may wanna rethink that.
- Carlos Solis: Gabby your daughter is in pain and don't you love her enough to put your vanity aside for one night?
- Gabrielle Solis: I was in labor for 20 hours! She still owes me for that!
- [Carlos gives her an exasperated look]
- Gabrielle Solis: Fine, I will make the ultimate sacrifice and I will be ugly for my daughter. But if she ever needs a kidney.
- [points at Carlos]
- Tom Scavo: Last night we were having sex, you fell asleep.
- Lynette Scavo: After?
- Tom Scavo: During.
- Lynette Scavo: Oh... was it good?
- Lynette Scavo: [walks in as Tom is cleaning the house] See this? My third espresso, I'm wired no way I'm falling asleep tonight.
- Tom Scavo: [glares at Lynette and continues cleaning without saying a word]
- Lynette Scavo: Hey. How about we throw a pizza on the front lawn and when the kids run out to get it, we lock the door and "do it" in every room in the house?